Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014
Get the Fap-napmug. When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.
"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"
by shoffnee October 11, 2014
Get the Fap Snapmug. While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.
Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.
by Benny Peme* April 17, 2011
Get the Ghost Fapmug. Person 1: Hey, where'd Ted go?
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.
by Poni the poni December 17, 2013
Get the Fury Fapmug. by MattGoon March 1, 2011
Get the Dandy Fapmug. it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.
by mrtuggles July 27, 2013
Get the slow fapmug. I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.
by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012
Get the golf fapmug.