Mushroom Facial

Right as a male is about to ejaculate, he presses the head of his penis to his partner's cheek and ejaculates all over their face, using the cheek to create pressure.

I gave her a double cheeked mushroom facial.

by mbtism October 5, 2010

Water Polo Facial

Mainly happens to water polo goalies.

To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.

When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.

(girl watching her friends water polo game. Her friend's a goalie and blocked some pretty tough shots)
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.

by H2O polo girl December 9, 2010

Solo Facial

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

by ForTheFührer! July 28, 2009

facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010

Facial

When someone is making a facial expression that they are unaware of that makes them look odd or borderline retarded. This is mostly seen when someone is in deep concentration or stoned and driving a car down the Interstate, staring deeply into a computer screen, or wrecked out of their mind on the couch without a clue of where they are and what they are watching!

Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see the look on that guy driving the Dodge Dart we just passed?"
Guy 2 - "Hell ya bro...dude had a serious facial going on!"

by Turdpiper September 5, 2013

afghan facial

The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.

That man placed his testicles on that person's eyes and then farted directly into his mouth. That man received an afghan facial.

by john crapper March 7, 2008