Epitomy

The common misspelling of the word 'empitome.' Its usage is popular among pompous fucks attempting to sound sophisticated. Ironically, it is the exact pronunciation of the very word many fail to spell correctly.

He is the epitomy of fat America, while I am the epitomy of a stupid fuck who uses words that he does not know how to spell correctly.

by dirkdiggla January 10, 2009

exitate

Hesitating while getting one's bearings upon exiting an elevator, escalator, or other conveyance, causing gridlock for the people behind.

I hate daytrippers who exitate when they get off the train. Move to one side and figure out where you're going!

by Zhou Schmo July 22, 2007

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

by Approbate May 3, 2011

exit ramp

a metaphor to describe when a person creates a diversion for a friend in order to trick the person so that his friend can get somewhere with a girl he's with. the exit describes getting to the end point and the ramp is the time the person is taking to create the diversion while the friend slips by with the girl.

bob pulls into the street with jen and greg. dave and a girl are in the other car trying to get into the house against the will of jen since dave is her son and she is against one night stands. greg then makes conversation with jen and bob to create the diversion while dave and the girl slip into the house undetected and do what they were destined to do. that is an exit ramp

by B. Row and M. Hamm January 10, 2008

exciteless

Less excited with actual the work, for example.

My friend Bob is exciteless with his job these days.

by Wagner Bianchi May 6, 2012

Excitable Boy

Proper noun. A sarcastic term ascribed to a deranged individual who is enabled and empowered by others' ignorance and excuses. Often someone in a position of entitlement, whose privilege has gone unchecked.

A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.

Lyrics:

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

Jen: Did you hear what that crazy White-Nationalist asshole said on the news about 'taking the country back'?
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.

by The_Headless_Thompson-Gunner April 18, 2018

epitome

Hell I don't know. I must be a retard .

What is epitome?
Hell I dont know.

by bellllllllllllo December 7, 2004