Esoterrorist

Somebody who is so esoteric their strangeness is threatening.

'Sakuliza is such an esoterrorist.'

by Leeonthatzaza August 25, 2023

Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
“Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024

Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience

Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism

by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023

Esoteric

Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?

Hym "Yeah, it is pretty esoteric isn't it? Muh brains are huge dawg. And my energy is the maximum amount that a person can have."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Esoteric Nazism

Nazism but more racist and occultist. See Heinrich Himmler or the Black Sun for more info.

During World War 2, several higher-ups in the SS took over various castles in Germany and areas around to practice their arcane and occult activities. This is a perfect example of Esoteric Nazism

by Raycroc1940 January 24, 2024

esmerali

The most beautiful woman in the world. Extremely loving. Very kind. Always there when you need her. Excellent wife. Very beautiful inside and out. Good curves. Amazing body and face. Will make you smile on your darkest days. Extremely rare and valuable.

Esmerali is the most beautiful woman in the world.

by JORDAN ZR November 21, 2023

esmerali

Unbelievably beautiful. So beautiful that any Kardashian or other celebrity pales in comparison. She's even more beautiful than zendaya and has an amazing body too. She is always kind. She is home. You will always feel safe with her. She's always a ray of sunshine, even on the darkest of days. She will make you feel like you are home no matter where you are, because she is home. She is loyal. She will always make you smile. Her laughter is the most beautiful sound. Her eyes are more beautiful galaxies. She is everything.

Nothing compares to Esmerali.

by JORDAN ZR November 21, 2023