Emerald Ass Borer

Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.

That guy is an Emerald Ass Borer, he likes to do it in the car under that dead ass tree in Detroit.

by Matt from MA June 26, 2008

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Emerald Heights

Best place in all of Redmond, WA to work, even if it's a retirement home, with good pay and most convenient hours. After you work there, you probably won't want to work anywhere else, or will be so attached to some nice old person that you can't.

The Emerald Heights dining room has the highest concentration of Redmond High students of all the companies in Redmond. Probably.

by waitstaff?! June 13, 2007

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Elmer Fudd

A practice of sexual gratification in which a man squeezes Elmer's glue onto his hands, masturbates, and then peels the dried glue from his member.

When I get home tonight, I'm going to microwave my dinner, cry silently to myself, and give myself an Elmer Fudd.

by BUTTerFINGERED March 4, 2009

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eimar

coolest guy in the world. gets more punani than anyone else.

eimar is too cool for school.

by bootyswag April 22, 2013

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emergency blow

Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.

ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October

Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.

by JTH13 May 29, 2008

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