Educagy

pronounced 'ed-joo-kay-jee,' it means severe, life threatening allergy to education.

Fred's Mother: "Why aren't you at school today Fred?!"
Fred: "I can't go to school anymore."
Fred's Mother: "But Why!?"
Fred: "I was diagnosed with Educagy...it's in the final stage."
Fred's Mother: "OH GOD NO!! NOT MY SON!!"

Bob: "Did you hear about Fred?"
Mitch: "Yeah dude, poor guy got Educagy."

by spad3 December 9, 2012

Education slap

When somebody slaps someone with a school book

Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob

by Satanslefthand666 May 29, 2015

Educationable

(Adj:) {edu-ca-tiona-ble}: when you learn someshit in a classroom but you already know it so its /educationable/ but you weren't technically educated because it wasn't new material.

Khadeem's dumass isn't educationable.

by Educationable December 11, 2015

educated trapper

Someone who has no hoes and is a fag

Jeremy Dsouza is an educated trapper

by Xbox 1 August 24, 2016

educational background

your schooling history

he has a great educational background

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Educated Head

Head given by an educated woman.

“Damn bro, I got educated head last night”

by Jena Tools January 29, 2018

Educated Everyman

A character that the Cabbie Homicide author coined when he does metafiction and real person fiction at his own expense as he does the style known as Real Person Horror (there are rules in the form as don't kill the real person off because they might have a sick fuck inspired by this. See stalker as those who are MarySue might wonder if this is a variation of the development. The character is usually had some college or self-educated (ie attended a community college) and well versed in unexplored subject matter as the roots come from Western Philosophy. As this is often stems from the roots of Amateur Sleth and Philosophical literature; as it's an archtype drawn from problem novels and modeled after Wes Craven's research for material sometimes coming up with subject matter from the same source material but not plagiarism. The character is modeled from Richard Matheson's horror output as he uses real places and real neighborhoods -- a variation of the badass normal coined by TVTropes. The character is a blue collar but transplanted into academia as the origins come from GlendaleHeights and CarolStream. Such characters are a combination of book and street smart as the character is common with urban fiction.

What is an Educated Everyman? The heavy metal pastor who weighed in on the King James Only Movement is the archetype for this character when they're much older. TVTropes would consider the archetype of the Greek philosopher Aesop but minus the funny talking animals. What ever you do, just don't steal their walkman in Cabrini Green because they will give you chase at full sprint.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018