Fred's Mother: "Why aren't you at school today Fred?!"
Fred: "I can't go to school anymore."
Fred's Mother: "But Why!?"
Fred: "I was diagnosed with Educagy...it's in the final stage."
Fred's Mother: "OH GOD NO!! NOT MY SON!!"
Bob: "Did you hear about Fred?"
Mitch: "Yeah
dude, poor
guy got Educagy."