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all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb
teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why
by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005
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Middle Eastern Lemonade

The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.
Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?

Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!
by Filthy Charles January 31, 2010
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Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.
I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.
by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010
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Eastern Shore

The flattest ass you have ever seen.
"I was called eastern shore cause I had a flat butt"
by Jacobado March 14, 2017
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Easter Egging

Taken from the mainstream term of "Easter Egg". When a person or object makes random appearances throughout a story, video, movie , series, or game that typically goes unnoticed on the first viewing.
Yo in Lil Dicky's Freaky Friday video did you notice that Asian Guy easter egging through the whole music video?
by jaxblade07 March 29, 2018
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Eastern European PB+J

The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.
Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty
by Mr. PB+J September 23, 2021
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