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Safe Driving

A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.

Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!

Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
by SnowBlows August 6, 2008
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sex drive

Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.
(c) Geek Dictionary (tm)
by DragonAtma March 26, 2005
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driving in England

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
by Baz February 15, 2004
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Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010
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Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up
dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with
by new-bie March 28, 2010
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Drive by Bubbling

A recent mother, whom has drunken at least 8 cans of sparkling water, lactates out of a vehicle, normally towards an unsuspecting walker or a rival mother, using her bubbling powers on her milk, leads the milk to come out as a bunch of bubbles, shooting at a rapid rate, discombobulating her opponent in a dazed state of mind.
I looked out of my window, to witness a Drive by Bubbling, knocking down the mother pushing her stroller, and driving away down the street.
by k00pDa June 3, 2023
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