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Safe Driving

A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.

Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!

Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
by SnowBlows August 6, 2008
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sex drive

Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.
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by DragonAtma March 26, 2005
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driving in England

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
by Baz February 15, 2004
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Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up
dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with
by new-bie March 28, 2010
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drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010
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Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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Drive-By Fratting

1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.

2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.

3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.

4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.
Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)

Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"

Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"

Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"
by LordLoudoun December 2, 2011
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