dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

Dozer

You could fall asleep fuckin’ her

She's such a dozer

by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025

Dozer

She’s a dozer, you could fall asleep fucking her

God that dozer, the breakdowns my favorite part and I take my time but there isn’t an ad long enough. What a waste of life good thing I’m erasing it.

by wottleofbine November 26, 2025

Pwners Dozen

Similar to a bakers dozen but instead of 13 bread rolls, you make 12 Carriers

I was like OMG, but then I realised I had the pwners dozen and roflestomped him

by HyperionAAA December 12, 2010

swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.

"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy

by archie69 May 4, 2015

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016