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Do I have a life

No
Catherine: Do I have a life
Ashley: No
by hourshours July 6, 2016
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Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.
We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.
by Larry Chair November 28, 2010
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texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.
Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.
by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008
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Doing the Electric Boogaloo

Verb.

A term to describe those relationships that aren't really relationships. The ones where you can't really tell if they are really "dating" because it looks like dating to everyone yet the participants INSIST that they aren't dating. Sex may or may not be involved.

More involved than friends with benefits or a booty call
Usage:
1: So Kim and John have been spending an awful lot of time together. Are they dating?
2: I asked John but he says they are just friends.
1: I dunno...I think they're doing the electric boogaloo.
by Squeakers22 January 4, 2011
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Search this in google if you don't know how to search how to search something in google in google. And if you can't search how do i google search how to search google in google, then you could always do a google search for how do i search how do i google search how to search google in google.
i don't know how to google something, i'll just search google for how do i google search how to search google.
by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020
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Doing Nothing

The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:

"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).

Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
by angry piece of shit September 30, 2009
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Doing the Helicopter

The spinning movement of male genitalia that resembles the blades of a helicopter.
Have you seen that drunk guy spinning his junk at people?
Yeah he was doing the helicopter!
by Esfer September 11, 2016
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