dingleberry

1)noun--the single of a pair of balls.

2)noun-a peice of twisted toilet paper left hanging from the bottom after wiping.

1)Jim lost a dingleberry to testicular cancer.

2)My ass itches, I must have planted a dingleberry in the bathroom...

by brkbrdgs March 24, 2010

dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011

dingleberry

a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.

mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass

by pooptown mcgee April 10, 2011

DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

Dingleberry

A Parasitic Piece of Shit;Turd That Clings to Your ass hair.

That Dingleberry In My Underpants Was Cleaned Up By My Servant.

by iluvbieber143 November 12, 2011

Dingleberry

A piece of poop, dangling off the taint. Often used to refer to someone who is a piece of poop.

David, you're such a dingleberry!

by michaeldd August 8, 2013

Dickleberg

A person usually a guy who has a lot of dick (and idiot) shoved into his personality

"He is such a dickleberg I can't believe I was friends with him"

by Chabenanchii September 25, 2013