Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004

dingle weed

Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the harmful ultra-violet rays of the sun. It is harvested, threshed, thrubbed and washed and then carefully woven into a cover like material that is used to protect the young dingle weed from the harmful ultraviolet rays of the sun.

The dingle weed is woven into the cover that protects the young dingle weed from the sun.

by Peter Fynn January 20, 2009

dingle balls

one who is so stupid that you can actually hear their balls jingle as they skip along

Rae-ann is a big hairy dingle balls.

by sshannon September 3, 2005

Dingle Berry

a piece of shit that hangs from your pupic hairs and is stuck to them and when attempted to remove it really hurts.

my poop stuck to my pupic hair.

by Brittney January 15, 2004

dingle berry

When a piece of crap in the shape of a ball hangs from the ass of a cow.

Check out Daisy's digle berry!

by mindy June 6, 2003

dingle hopper

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!

i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.

by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005

dingle sneeze

when you fart and a dingle berry come flying off and hits your lover in the face and creates a fake mole

Girl I just dingle sneezed on you.

by boomdelacow April 4, 2010