Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

star dildo

A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.

"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"

by Giantrobotgrunt July 10, 2016

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

Dildo Drone

A gadget which consists of two items. One being a dildo, the other being a drone (pretty self explanatory). The dildo drone can be used for many activities such as a masturbation.

Did you see my new dildo drone that just arrived its very cool

by asusmonor June 20, 2020

Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.

1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.

by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016