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bag of dicks

When a guy is being a complete asshole
John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!
by chriss91 June 1, 2015
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Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks!

Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! is what a guy's first thoughts are when he takes a big hit of Some Good Weed.
Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! I want to suck some cock!
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
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guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day
I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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Nicholas Sucks Dicks

Truth that Nicholas sucks dick and is a complete ASSHOLE to Cameron.
Cameron: Nicholas sucks dicks!

Nicholas: Bitch I'm going to kick your ass!

Cameron: Fat ones! 365 days a year!

Nicholas: Bitch here I come!

Cameron: What I didn't hear you there was too many dicks in your mouth!
by nicksucksdick October 21, 2011
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dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand
Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.
by word jockey June 8, 2016
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Dicks

A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
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Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.
Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
by themandrakehat June 10, 2013
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