Dense breast

When your tits are so heavy they can break watermelon

Did you see that chick on YouTube use her dense breasts??

by The unexplainable September 30, 2016

Dense Breast

When a woman's breast fills up with milk.

DAYUMMM, that MILF got some DENSE BREASTSSS!!!!! I'd love me some of those.....👅

by EazyEaintdead October 1, 2016

dense breasts

Taylor Swift

Damn bruh Taylor got them dense breasts.

by biGjOHNNY34 September 30, 2016

Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

by Blondybonder October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

dense fuck

having a lot of fun. me and my friend saw it on a wall and decided to change the real meaning

That party was dense fuck.

by supercow July 19, 2004

Dense Breast

A pair of fake titties

"Why is Caitlyn filing for bankruptcy?"
"Her dense breasts must've been expensive"

by Le Shink November 28, 2016