blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!

"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."

by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010

dopey dickin

When a friend screws you out of money on the sly.

Ex. If your friend is supposed to put a bet in for a game for you and then when your team wins, he calls you up and says "I forgot to put the bet in".

Ex. He's running a football pool and the pools rules change week to week benefitting his picks.

"Hey Harry, did you collect from
Mack? I heard you won. Congrats"!
"No. Mack never ended up putting the bet in. He forgot".
"Ah man. That Mack is dopey dickin. You can't trust him"
"Yeah, he's a real snake in the grass"

by Wakafaluka October 22, 2013

frost docking

Similar to when space docking, frost docking is when human fecal matter is inserted into a woman's vagina through the use of a pastry bag or frosting dispenser.

Steve couldn't help but admire his expert technique at frost docking as the intricate flower of shit appeared to bloom out of Nancy's crotch.

by Lord Legzer December 24, 2014

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

freight docking

When a male defecates into another male's gaping asshole. A male homosexual version of space docking.

"Norm picked up some weird habits while in the Navy."
"How so?"
"Every Saturday morning he has to buy new bed sheets because John and him keep freight docking and getting shit everywhere."
" You think with being in the Navy they would have better aim."

by Whale Whisperer May 12, 2016

Pretty Dickin'

Demonstrating your affluence and beauty through showy, yet non-aggressive, display of your assets.

See that man lazily exiting his Beemer in the Gucci suit, he pretty dickin'.

by SammySallyForth July 9, 2016

cole dickinson

Someone who has a massive ego and refuses to cut their hair no matter how long it gets

Have you seen that guy he is such a Cole Dickinson

by SWebster March 27, 2017