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defensive dating

Only making a move when one sees an opening. Sometimes mistook as chivalry, sometimes mistook as being a pansy. Always rewards for flirtatious and engaging behaviour.
Sally: We've gone out twice now and you haven't even kissed me. Are you into me or not?
David: I'm defensive dating, and you didn't seem all that interested in getting physical.
Sally: Kiss me, you fool.
David: Awesome.
by gimmickless December 3, 2009
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dope dating

When a man and a woman exchange sexual favors, or sex, while on cocaine, or methamphetamine. All night.
Tina had no money and wanted to get high, she called Mike and asked if he wanted to do some dope dating for the night. She sleeps with mike for doing cocaine free all night..
by LivLow December 10, 2013
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Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.
Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).
by LEVELS January 21, 2012
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dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.
While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.
by c-hat-e April 19, 2013
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dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!
by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012
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Dating canon

To describe a person or persons who are in a relationship. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Partner
Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.
by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019
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dating rules

1) NO CHEATING

2) trust each other (don't break it)

3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)

4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)

5) keep each other safe

6) if male don't text other girls

7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER

9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY

10) cute nicknames are a must
The 10 dating rules are very important to know when together.
by Carebear169 March 26, 2020
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