(to) dave

when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.

Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.

by esrouc fo (read backwords) October 4, 2010

Pooper Dave

Infamous superhero known for roaming the unforgiving streets and deficating on front porches in numerous major cities.

Sometime during the night, Bob turned into Pooper Dave and hit his head on the sidewalk.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

little dave

dodgy fucker who sorts shit out like drugs and shit

lets see "little dave" for the rave plenty of muckers all round

by boardie September 30, 2004

Dave Mustaine

Aggressive, Intelligent, and Talented, Dave Mustaine is the founder/rhythm guitarist/lead vocalist for the Thrash Metal band, Megadeth. Dave Mustaine Joined Metallica in 1982, only to be kicked out after writing many riffs for the band due to his severe alcoholism and drug abuse. Sometime after than, he formed Megadeth. He has also created Gigantour, a travelling metal music festival, which started in 2007. Dave Mustaine is a Born-Again Christian, and a devout spiritualist.

Dave Mustaine is one of the best guitarists in the world.

by Chthulu Mythos August 27, 2009

daredevil boffin

someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.

you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004

dave chappelle

The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008