Glazed Doughnut

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex

After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut

by UrbanDJ1996 July 8, 2010

Jerry's Daughter

Intoxication to the point of physical retardation and/or mongoloid facial expressions.

I was so wasted last night I looked like Jerry's Daughter.

by shmc prophet May 20, 2011

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

doughlicious

A delicious doughnut.

Jeff: Here have one of these pastries, I made them myself.
Marko: Dude, these are doughlicious

by Jeff P Marshall February 13, 2007

dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

by Pete Dick March 13, 2008

dough digger

One who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that bastard.

Bro: "Broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??"

Brotha: "Naw b, my ignorant ass sister went dough digger on the jawn last night."

by Big Game Jaymz November 15, 2011

power doughnut

natural male balding that takes the shape of a monk haircut

Terry Bradshaw had a healthy head of hair when he started his NFL career, but he was rocking the power doughnut by '83.

by mamonster December 3, 2010