D.F.A.C.

- A simple acronym that means Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
- Shorter and sweeter then the classic Fuck Bitches Get Money.

-See Disregard Females, Acquire Currency or Fuck Bitches Get Money

1. "Olga just dumped me"

"D.F.A.C."

"Yea, true that Jim"

2. "What do you wanna do tonight bro"

"D.F.A.C."

"Aight, but lets lax first"

by Poop-Exchange June 2, 2010

C.O.D.

"Coke Off Dick". When you do a line of cocaine off of someone's, usually erect, penis

Chris and Mike went into the bathroom stall together so they could do C.O.D.

by P.Nast.likes.COD February 26, 2011

C.U.D.I.

Can U Dig It?!!!! Slang text when you want to ask a question, like so, Can U Dig It?!!

Person 1 says: So girl are you going to the bar tonight? Person 2: Nah, I gotta work late. C.U.D.I.?!! Person 1: I feel ya!

by MissTT February 26, 2011

O.C.C.I.D

An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.

Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

A.C.I.D.

An acronym for Ah Cah Interpret Dey! used when playing videos games with a friend and they are giving bad directions of an incoming enemy

"Adesh, where the fuck the man is, ah cah interpret dey!!!! A.C.I.D."

by biggs50 January 17, 2022

C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)

An impulsion to play air drums whenever one hears a beat.

"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"

by modernadventurer January 29, 2015

C.T.D.

Computer transmitted disease ,
Viruses that your computer catches from going to questionable porn sites.

I followed a link to a porn site that I never heard and now my computer has a C.T.D.

by Scanner Boy February 7, 2018