Cuban Missile Crisis

When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.

Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!

by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009

Inflation crisis

The inflation crisis in America Biden doesn't care about. Prices for food will start raising up while Biden stuffs his face in some ice cream. That will be impossible now that the inflation crisis is here. So maybe China gave Biden free ice cream

Ground beef is now $20 due to the inflation crisis

by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022

midlike crisis

Using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like.

Husaband: Honey, I know I shouldn't have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended Pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to Tattletales. Please bear with me, I just can't help myself! It's my midlife crisis!

Wife: More like midLIKE crisis!

by cloverhays2 October 21, 2010

Crisis

A person (Usually a male) who tries to rap so hard, but ends up looking like a fool.

Haaa, homie in the cypher Crisis'd it.

by Los March 6, 2003

Mid Life Crisis

When playing a video game, getting really close to losing a life but making a miraculous comeback.

I was really close to a high score in Pacman, then I had a mid life crisis and almost lost it, but things turned out okay.

by Gradez August 4, 2007

crisis

note: the real crisis is not now. now is post-crisis. now we find ways to cope, we struggle with new situations. what led us here was crisis. negativity. wrong doing. self neglect. hate. hate for the self and hate for our species and hate for our environment.
now is post crisis. now is new.

You are not my crisis. You are my goal.

by Krkič May 11, 2020

Brexistential crisis

We've endured Brexit so long we no longer know who we are! An existential crisis brought about by Brexit.

The UK is currently in the throes of a "Brexistential crisis"

by al-co-hol September 29, 2019