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Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022
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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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There are consequences to killing a god. How do you know, how do you know!
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there are consequences to saying the n word

there are consequences to saying the n word!
WHY? HOW DO YOU KNOW!? HOW DO YOU KNOW!
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Consent

Being friendly toward the idea and partaking in the smoking of marijuana.

The act of smoking marijuana.
Yeah, let's consent.
by pirate bill January 27, 2011
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Consequence Culture

A phenomenon of internet culture wherein individuals are held to a higher standard of responsibility for their speech and actions since not doing so will result in immediate and life changing consequences. Those receiving the consequences of their actions will often use the companion term "cancel culture" to frame themselves as victims of undue public scrutiny , even though they put themselves in the position to receive repercussions.
Dang , I just got banded from youtube for using hate speech ! Consequence Culture has censored me and made me a big 'ol victim , even though I put myself in this position !!!
by couchPower February 16, 2021
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consensual rape

When two people are on the ground playfighting in positions that looks more like violent sex to anyone nearby.
Two people start talking, they start playfully arguing, and the next thing you know, consensual rape has occurred.
by Spirit Pyromaniac October 19, 2007
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