cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.

I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.

by QuacksO June 16, 2023

Knigt Commander

A glorious worker of bricklandia who protects his kingdom

that knigt commander arrested the abuser!!

by 123456788fcfhf February 17, 2024

master commander

Being the best at something (i.e. relationships, games, dancing, singing, etc.)

John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*

by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018

Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.

LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.

by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023

Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017