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coffin A-bomb

a stink bomb that is broke into the casket of a dead person for mourners to smell
this is a true story of how i relased a coffin A-bomb

Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
by cobaltkiller1989 February 8, 2010
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combinate

vb. to combine.
Comes from the word "combination".
It makes more sense this way.
We must combinate our forces to defeat the enemy!!!
by Panzer45 January 7, 2006
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Combin' ma tash

'Man, she had one bushy tash, id sure like to hoin her'
by Antwan October 13, 2004
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Coffin Hugger

Somebody who cannot bear to part with their loved one at a funeral. They literally cling to the loved-one's coffin/casket until its prised from their hands....
"What's the silly bitch doing?"
"She's mounting the coffin, he dont need that no more, honey, he's dead! Get over it you coffin hugger!"
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
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coffi

Your dog just got coffi'd
by Doggiesrlyfe March 9, 2017
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Combi

A sexual position in which one participant glues or tapes a fork to their genitals and uses it to comb through their partner's pubes.
"My boyfriend wanted to try the combi last night, but I had just shaved that morning."
by Milk Y McGee January 24, 2018
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Coffin Nail

A death metal band from Mississippi whose sound has progressed to include deathcore and Gothenburg influences. They are currently playing gigs and are in the process of recording their first full length demo album, Cryptcrawler.
Man, I can't wait to see Coffin Nail break it down this weekend! My ears are gonna bleed!
by Coffin Nail September 30, 2011
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