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spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.
1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."
by wolfbert August 29, 2009
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Coma Ben Laden

A state of body and mind where a person goes into a comatose state after a night of drinking and smoking. The person is usually found slouched in a chair or lying on the ground, unresponsive, and with eyes shut or nearly so but yet still trying to be a part of said party. Named after me since it was such a common occurrence.
Ty: What happened to Ben?
AJ: He went Coma Ben Laden on us.
by Ben DeBliek Anderson April 7, 2008
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Hey Camari did u screenshot my messages?

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I told u not yo I’m blocking you
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popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.
Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!
by erineeee March 29, 2011
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CMARB

An anagram meaning "Cry Me A River, Bitch" used to mock somebody's troubles.
"Dude, I don't like it when people touch my stuff."

"Well CMARB!"
by MrBobo64 July 11, 2007
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Comaflage

to art of blending into your surroundings by faking a coma. It helps you escape from predators by being a vegetable.
Omg a T-rex! Quickly! Use your comaflage!
by ester_flamingo July 15, 2009
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Comadoze

The act of laying down for a short nap and waking up to realize you're late and/or overslept
"hmm I have an hour before my linguistics class, I'm just gonna crash for bit"

*2 hours later*

"yaaaaawn... ZOMFG I'm late!! I knew I would comadoze"
by Ctonini2 March 16, 2010
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