"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
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Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
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Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
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Get the Colon crusader mug.Spiritual Colonizing means to change, destroy or eradicate traditions, ceremonies and initiations that are required in a closed spiritual practice. Typically these closed practices were founded by specific cultures.
Spiritual Colonizers are self entitled and are typically new agers that think they can alter and destroy anything they wish. They do not think it is possible to be wrong or to practice incorrectly. They think that everything changes with the times and that means they can mix and alter closed practices.
Spiritual Colonizers will ignore the rules or traditions of a closed practiced.
Spiritual Colonizing is a belief system commonly in New Age Practitioners and Witches that do not understand that some things are set in stone.
Spiritual Colonizers are self entitled and are typically new agers that think they can alter and destroy anything they wish. They do not think it is possible to be wrong or to practice incorrectly. They think that everything changes with the times and that means they can mix and alter closed practices.
Spiritual Colonizers will ignore the rules or traditions of a closed practiced.
Spiritual Colonizing is a belief system commonly in New Age Practitioners and Witches that do not understand that some things are set in stone.
She is trying to add wicca to traditional shamanism. She is trying to alter the practices and is spiritually colonizing.
They are Caucasian but are trying to practice a culturally created closed practice without doing mandatory initiations, ceremonies and rites. They do not have ancestry, Experiences or have been Initiated by existing members. They are Spiritually Colonizing.
New Agers believe since it is 2022, everything changes with the times because they believe it does. All things must change and for that reason it means that all things can be destroyed, altered, eradicated or abandoned based off opinion alone. They believe that nobody is wrong and there isn't a wrong way of doing things. They are spiritually colonizing.
They are Caucasian but are trying to practice a culturally created closed practice without doing mandatory initiations, ceremonies and rites. They do not have ancestry, Experiences or have been Initiated by existing members. They are Spiritually Colonizing.
New Agers believe since it is 2022, everything changes with the times because they believe it does. All things must change and for that reason it means that all things can be destroyed, altered, eradicated or abandoned based off opinion alone. They believe that nobody is wrong and there isn't a wrong way of doing things. They are spiritually colonizing.
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