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Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
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colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people
Hey colonizer
by s1n1ster September 20, 2021
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Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.
"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!
by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021
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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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semi-colon

It is used when the author wants to end an sentence but chooses not to.

deeper meaning: It is when someone wants to end their life but chooses not to.
I will end my life in a semi-colon.
by BimToTheBap March 16, 2019
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Colonize the moon

Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?

No She only let me Colonize the moon.
by Rooster Poppo September 26, 2018
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Colonizer

Colonizer is a word used for the absolute based gigachads that ran around and made a bunch of betas do what they say.

Commonly you will see former conquered people attempt to use it as an insult. This is due to their beta smooth brain not understanding it’s a compliment.
“Yooo Earl just landed a tre flip down the 7 set!”
“Wooooah! Earl is such a Colonizer!”
by Goated Conquistador February 27, 2023
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