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Colonize the moon

Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?

No She only let me Colonize the moon.
by Rooster Poppo September 26, 2018
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Spiritually Colonizing

Spiritual Colonizing means to change, destroy or eradicate traditions, ceremonies and initiations that are required in a closed spiritual practice. Typically these closed practices were founded by specific cultures.

Spiritual Colonizers are self entitled and are typically new agers that think they can alter and destroy anything they wish. They do not think it is possible to be wrong or to practice incorrectly. They think that everything changes with the times and that means they can mix and alter closed practices.

Spiritual Colonizers will ignore the rules or traditions of a closed practiced.

Spiritual Colonizing is a belief system commonly in New Age Practitioners and Witches that do not understand that some things are set in stone.
She is trying to add wicca to traditional shamanism. She is trying to alter the practices and is spiritually colonizing.

They are Caucasian but are trying to practice a culturally created closed practice without doing mandatory initiations, ceremonies and rites. They do not have ancestry, Experiences or have been Initiated by existing members. They are Spiritually Colonizing.

New Agers believe since it is 2022, everything changes with the times because they believe it does. All things must change and for that reason it means that all things can be destroyed, altered, eradicated or abandoned based off opinion alone. They believe that nobody is wrong and there isn't a wrong way of doing things. They are spiritually colonizing.
by umbra.operis October 13, 2022
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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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Colon

It is the vertical two dots that you will see in everyday life pretty much.
Person 1: Hey what are those two dots?

Person 2: That's a colon, stupid!
by hypnotiz3dd January 19, 2024
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Reverse colonization

A situation where the natives get the upper hand and successfully reclaim their land and turns the tables by making the descendants of colonizers pay via oppression .
A notable example of Reverse colonization is Zionism. The indigenous Jews not just reclaimed their land but also turned the tables by oppressing the Arab settlers by restricting their freedom of movement, putting checkpoints and treating them like shit.
by anonymous December 13, 2024
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coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
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