cold second

The opposite of a hot sec

Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life

by raiderzvb September 15, 2018

Cold Plastic

Cold Plastic-This is a freezed dildo that can be used for mens' pleasurable,kinky desires.A cold plastic can also be referred to as a isicle dildo or a frozen artificial shaft.Cold plastics are good for mens' asses on very hot days.Like the hot plastic,the cold plastic also comes in different colours n shades of skintones.

e.g The man enjoyed a refreshing cold plastic in his ass

by Allyssaboo November 10, 2018

Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece

Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.

by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009

cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

Cold taste

A nice refreshing brew, most often a Miller Lite

Hell of a week. Want to grab a cold taste after work?

by The real Jukes June 25, 2017

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011