Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockerfuckscunt

Someone that just hell makes you want to rip your eyeballs out so you don't have to see them ever again

Zoe is such a cockerfuckscunt
idiotface hating kill

by Urbanegirl February 13, 2014

Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017

conkerhax

The sexiest, twitch streamer. With a huge dick, that's bigger than his ginourmous fan base. He is everyone's idol. And did I meantion he has a huge dick that pleases all the ladies.

Oh my god it's conkerhax

by RobloxBiggieCheeseBoi June 22, 2017

d'coker

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.

Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"

by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

caker

Someone who spends a great deal of time with some one they may or may not be interested in. This person can flirt without trying to hook up or may already be dating the person they are caking with. This person is engaging in flirtatious actions that include talking intimately up to but not including having sex (of any form).

Yeah I was on the phone with him last night, you know what a caker I am.

She was hugged up with him mighty close last night. What a caker.

by Angela Sherman April 2, 2008