by Mrbossman2011 April 9, 2025
Get the Coach beavmug. A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.
"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
by Quattrochi November 1, 2022
Get the Coachingmug. A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.
by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018
Get the Roach Coachmug. by I am a thing November 22, 2021
Get the go coachmug. When you help a buddy out by giving pointers to him and his girl as they have intercourse while you sit in the corner and watch.
by BDM69 August 16, 2019
Get the coach's cornermug. A comprehensive personal training, mindset, nutrition, lifestyle, and body transformation coaching service which delivers the highest quality results possible!
by Nscoaching November 23, 2021
Get the Nextstep Coachingmug. A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
Get the Coach Calhounmug.