Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.

I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.

by COS 87 March 30, 2017

Clowey

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is always there for you when she needs you. If you don't have a best friend named Clowey you are missing out. Clowey is kind, caring, loving, and gorgeous. You will never meet anyone like her. She is one in a million.

Boy 1- Dayum... Who's that girl? She's gorgeous.

Boy 2- That's Clowey. She's the best.

by hizqueen_18 June 3, 2018

Clown

Someone who wonders around hopelessly in search for love while being constantly laughed at, judged for their past, and is rarely trusted or accepted.

I’ve changed my life, I’m not the same person I once was?

You’re nothing but a clown! No one can change.

by JustAClownToAnyBody June 25, 2020

Koopa Clown Car

1. (n.) A one seat flying clown-like copter created for Bowser, King of the Turtle Tribe known as the Koopa. It is equiped with Mecha-Koopas and bowling balls.

by Matthew the True Gamer January 30, 2003

Space Clown

A clown, from space. If you're afraid of clowns, you will be double afraid of space clowns.

You're talking not paying any attention, and you run into a guy wearing a Ferengi costume. You both yell "ACK - A SPACE CLOWN!!!"

by mrcl September 3, 2009

Silly Clown

When you put a baloon,(water,or normal. it doesnt matter) in a girls rectum and fill it partaly with glitter and inflate it with helium til' it ruptures inside of her. Then you punch her in the stomach, causing her to fart out glitter in a squeaky manner.

With enough roofies, Sarah would let you give her a "Silly Clown".

by Pimp Daddy Kringle July 18, 2010

Hamburger Clown

A nickname for hamburger connoisseur/fast-food industry spokesman/former U.S. President Donald J. Trump referencing his love of hamburgers, or occasionally "hamberders".

An overflow crowd cheered at former President Donald Trump's rally yesterday when the Hamburger Clown himself walked out to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."

by goesto11 July 5, 2021