Clipboard 

Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.

P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!

Clipboard by That Guy :/ May 14, 2021

Hedge Clippings 

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

Hedge Clippings by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

clipped 

to shoot someone.

Shit guy, someone just tried to clip me.

clipped by Jimmy Ceb June 24, 2004

Clipbot 

Someone who helps someone get clips for their page. They let the person clip them.

I don't use a Clipbot because I think they are scummy

Clipbot by anonymous September 9, 2020

Los Angeles Clippers

(n.) The wannabe Los Angeles Lakers. They try to be Los Angeles' basketball team, but they can never past the second round of the playoffs.

Los Angeles Lakers: 16 Champions Woo!
Los Angeles Clippers: 0 Champions Woo!

Los Angeles Clippers by KyuubiTamer March 7, 2017

Youtube Pic Clippers 

Youtube Pic Clippers are a type of Youtube user that Do Not create and post true videos; but rather post stupid Picture Slide-Shows. This type of post wouldn't be so bad on an Image related web site, but the entire purpose of Youtube is the Posting & Watching of (VIDEOS). So these types of videos just end up misleading people into watching pointless junk. Some Slide-Shows are as small as 3 Images, cycled over and over again, for up to several minutes.

Oh man I saw this icon for a hot ass clip with Vanessa Lengies in it, but it ended up being another stupid Slide-Show! My hopes bashed yet again because Youtube is saturated with lazy Youtube Pic Clippers....

Youtube Pic Clippers by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

cliporis 

The clip on a bag that holds the two shoulders together attached in front of the chest. Usually the person unclipping the clip is playing with his/her cliporis.

I was walking down the street as I was playing with my cliporis. My friend played with my cliporis on my bag to annoy me. I told him to stop playing with my cliporis.

cliporis by Cliporis Commander R. June 10, 2011