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cigarette jew

someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010
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2 Cigarette Meal

"A 2 Cigarette Meal" is a meal that is so good, or so large, that it is imidiately followed bu the smoking of 2 cigarettes as opposed to the standard single cigarette. Usualy it is a meal that is either very spicy like mexican or asian cuisine. A Thanksgiving feast usually falls into this category too as most ppl over eat and must chainsmoke 2 or more cigarettes afterwards to speed up the digestion process.
{2 ppl sittin at On The Border after a huge meal.}

Person 1: "Wow! That was a feast man."

Person 2: "Ya, my mouth is on fire from that hot sauce. Im stuffed."

Person 1: "Ya, that was definately a 2 cigarette meal"

Person 2" "Well light it up then."
by Russ Bus February 21, 2008
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bondi cigar

floating faceses you see when swimming
by jeska September 7, 2003
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cigarettes

something you can smoke every once in a while. You don't have to smoke them every day. I didn't.
1),Jeff: "What's that? It reminds me of when I was a teenager".
Angie: "Karen smokes".
Me (embarassed that she snitched after she promised me she wouldn't): "ANGIE!"
Angie: "Well, you're the one with the cigarettes in your hand!"
Jeff: "Smokey The Clove".

2) When I was a smoker I didn't smoke my cigarettes every day. How can you smokers manage to smoke a pack or two of cigarettes daily? I could never smoke that much. I only smoked six cigarettes maximum in a day, and that was fine for me.
by Karen Stickney October 14, 2007
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Ciaramaba

A curly-haired female who is always freaking out about somthing (see Pink elephants).
(see Chocoholic)
(see attractive)
A tomboy occasionally with the personality and constitution of a mac truck.
Intensely loyal.
Somone who worships Lucy Ball.
An extreme anti-abortion activist.
Somone who is plagued with occasional bouts of bad luck (see luck-sucking Leprechaun).
An all around fun person and great gal...who throws shoes.
"sing damn you or Ciaramaba will throw her shoe at you!"
"Ciaramaba's head is exploding again because she has an assignment due tomorow"
"Oh my god! Ciaramaba and that guy ate how many plates of ribs?"
by Jackee May 17, 2006
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Ciarin

A bad ass name for a badass person.
Guy 1: hey look it's Ciarin! Guy 2: Oh yeah she's a bamf
by Owlpants May 18, 2011
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Cigaretiquette

(n.) A code of behavior that shows consciousness of the people around you while smoking a cigarette.
A fusion of the words "cigarette" and "etiquette".
Daniel always made a point to practice good cigaretiquette by blowing his smoke upwards when standing in a group.
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Xavier: "Normally I don't like being around smokers but Abraham always keeps his smoke out of my face."

Ignacio: "I appreciate good cigaretiquette."
by Loop the Linguist March 31, 2013
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