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Dog Chocolate

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a dog. K9 feces AKA dog poop.
"That dog just laid some serious Dog Chocolate on the lawn."

"Your dog can make some serious Dog Chocolate."

"I think your dog needs to make Dog Chocolate, you better take him for a walk."

"Your backyard looks like a Dog Chocolate factory."
by Rampage aka Lucky You July 9, 2009
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Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010
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Chocolate Booty

A booty acqired by consuming mass amounts of Chocolate
by Kevincanjuggle March 9, 2011
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Chocolate Milk

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
by meteoryte January 4, 2010
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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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chobo

I am Korean.As one of Korean native speaker,I can define this word,'chobo'
Chobo is a Korean word which means someone who is new to something such as driving,game,sports,jobs.
Cho=start,begin. Bo=step.
Chobo=starter,beginner.

So,Chobo means a newbie.
Are you a man enough to fight against me in starcraft game?
You are a chobo.Get more experience.
by Jangwon February 1, 2004
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chocolate swirlie

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!
by robio January 16, 2003
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