chemical shit storm

Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy

I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.

by Rat-Licker November 7, 2020

Chemical Warfare

The act of using flatulence in order to gain an advantage during a competitive game.

DUDE! We agreed! No chemical warfare during Street Fighter! That’s cheating!

by TwinFami December 4, 2020

Chemical Bag Theory

The Chemical Bag Theory is an ontological materialist and neoatheist ideology that advocates all humans are actually bags of chemicals and all thoughts, feelings, emotions, beliefs and actions are result of chemical reactions, such as everything someone did, do or will do are result of chemical reactions. The chemical bag theory also advocates human intelligence and human reasoning are a byproduct of chemical reactions having no reason for humans think, since humans'brains are not trustfull at all, where there is no true nor false, such as there is no free will.

"The Chemical Bag Theory is a really absurd theory, it always lead to absurd arguments and conclusions that majority of people consider normal. That is the why we need to overcome materialism and neoatheism and think in something futher of these."

"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."

by Full Monteirism January 4, 2021

chemistry lab bitch

the lab student who is forced to do someone else's dishes after finishing chemistry lab for the entire semester

Steve: Josh, get your ass over her and do my lab dishes. I'm not gonna ask you again.
Josh: Ok, my apologies yes sir.

Josh's crush: Damn, look at Josh over their doing Steve's lab dishes. Washing those beakers spotlessly clean, damn.
Josh's crush's boyfriend: Yeah, that man is officially a chemistry lab bitch.

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Chemistry Escalation

The art of a man taking charge on a date, actively creating chemistry with her, and escalating said chemistry so the relationship goes somewhere.

Bro 1: I was on a date with Mary and idk why but it didn't go anywhere.

Bro 2: Bro, you need to use chemistry escalation.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021

chemily

A chemily is a dark and sinister being who sucks out the souls of chainmail bringers

“Everybody run, chemily is gonna rip out our souls and eat us alive!!! why did we send that chain mail?!”

by Your moms 🏀 May 3, 2023

Makeshift chemistry

When you are trying to develop a sex chemistry, if it isn't there it can be enhanced by drugs or alcohol.

I'm pretty sure last night me and a girl had makeshift chemistry because i don't remember anything.

by sugartitts- February 22, 2015