cattlepitism

Well, it used to be pronounced differently
back when the pit wasn't quite so deep,

to say nothing of the pendulums.

Under the tenets of cattlepitism,
it would appear that material necessities were kept scarce
at the lowest levels
in order to boost profitability for the highest ones.

The invention of electronic blips of currency,
in lieu of the actual minted variety,
made possible the removal of real value
from the commerce of the people who created it
to the digit banks of those who exploit them.

Imaginary funds were rented to the poor
while wavering economic policies
created boom and bust cycles of foreclosure
or should we say 'garage sales' of property
for the moneyed interests who,
having commissioned the rules themselves,
manage to retain their bonuses, even when times are 'tough'
for the people who move more than blips
in the course of their workdays.

by Healing Practitioner17b July 17, 2009

chottle

noun. any cup that is used to spit into when using chewing tobacco.

Pass me a chottle dude I got a dip in.

by Charles Glenn December 12, 2010

Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012

Chatterpiller

A chaterpiller is someone who believes they have great banter,when really it's shite

Chatterpiller- poor banter ie: recycled banter

by Barry Hooks November 14, 2013

cattleup

Rounding up a bunch of fat drunk chicks at the bar to have sex with.

Aight mang, is bout 3am, time to cattleup!

by notdavidtong July 24, 2017

Chatter

Something sucks ass

Yo bro that’s chatter bruh

by MediocreShovel May 30, 2018

Chatters

A man that never stops chatting absolute bolllocks.

Oh mike is doing a right chatters, he’s talking all sorts of shit. He just told me he owns 76 giraffes

by munk i spose June 29, 2018