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chronic--- some dank ass high quality weed that will fuck you up for long periods of time, if you find any seeds its not chronic. chronic comes in all sorts ;orenge,red,blue,purple,white ext.
and once you have had chronic you will never be satisfied with shwag or middy
i only smoke chronic so i know what the fuck im talkin about
by smoked out June 16, 2004
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Chronic

high yielding fairly potent commercial strain of cannabis, mostly indica
yo man i got that chronic
by fatman January 8, 2005
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Chronic

noun: Marijuana of very high quality.
adjective: Amazing, really good, etc.

Definitely does _not_ mean pot with coke, as someone said before here.

I have heard that the word "chronic" meaning marijuana comes directly from the Dr. Dre album by that name, and this may be true.

However doctors also prescribe marijuana for "chronic pain," and people with chronic weed readily available to them often do become what experts call chronic (or habitual) users. So those could also be possible sources.
Yo, you got any chronic?

This weed is pretty good, but it aint the chronic.

This party is the chronic!
by kilgore trout July 28, 2003
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Chronicologist

A drug dealer. One who sells illegal drugs such as marijuana, AKA chronic.
Man, I'm down to seeds and stems. It's time to make a visit to my chronicologist.
by aldeshsa May 5, 2009
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Chronic lesbosishaletosis

I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.
by mmc44mag October 8, 2009
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Chronic Peek-A-Boos

The state of being where you do not feel well but are not yet sick and experience sporadic temporary symptoms that do not lead to any particular clinical diagnosis.

A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.
I'm hot... I'm cold... my stomach hurts then it doesn't.... I've got the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.
by neoflux December 18, 2010
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chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.
by _ice_pick June 13, 2011
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