Terribility Chance

The chance at which someone or something will be terrible.

I was going to ask a popular girl out, so there was a terribility chance.

There was an open house at the dentist, and my mom was making me go, so there is a high terribility chance.

by Muncho the Clown April 30, 2013

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.

Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.

by Mcmtb November 5, 2017

nigga chance

a salty ho

damn, nigga chance is especially salty today, what a salty ho

by ThunderKunt67 May 3, 2018

Colored Chained Chair

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world

When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.

by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019

Keegan Chance

The worlds loosest unit can usually find him around cloud nine or a dominos

Oi Keegan Chance you loose unit

by Bogan fishing February 5, 2019

One chance

You only get “one chance” in life, one chance at anything, don’t ruin your chance and don’t take it for granted

I had a homie back in the day that was in a relationship with this mulatto chick with some titties. She moved away and had one chance to stop her from moving, he wrote her a poem and she still moved, he had one chance. That’s why his name in my phone is now.. one chance

by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020