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Clone A Willy

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When a women is lonely and missing her boyfriends willy...

You can Clone it before he goes away and then use it on y'all self and pretend he is there.
Lady - "I Miss You Baby"
Man - "You dont have to.. look in your bottom draw"
LAdy - (Groaning) " Oh I love you Clone A Willy "
by Becky Andersson September 19, 2012
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cones

substitute for epic bong hit, bowl of weed, etc.

also used as a verb, noun, adjective, anything. (see examples)
"i smoked a cone before work and still made 200 dollars in tips off of 5 tables."
"would you like to get coned and play excitebike?"
"do you have any cones or are we going to scrape resin?"
by conus July 13, 2006
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Conejo Valley

A suburban area of Southern California in eastern Ventura County, CA and extreme western Los Angeles County, CA approximately 35 miles from downtown Los Angeles and 25 miles from Ventura city. It is situated in an inland valley separated from the Pacific Coast and Malibu by the scenic Santa Monica mountains. Encompassing the municipalities of Thousand Oaks and Westlake Village, it also contains the areas of Newbury Park, Ventu Park, Lake Sherwood, North Ranch, and several other smaller neighborhoods. Occasionally, the city of Agoura Hills (and rarely, the western part of Calabasas) is included in consideration of the Conejo Valley. The elevation is mostly 500 to 900 feet above sea level; the coastal plain (beyond the Conejo Pass) lies to the west and the San Fernando Valley (via the Calabasas Grade) extends to the east. The region enjoys a mild, year-round Mediterranean climate, with warm, sunny, dry summers and cool, rainy winters. Vegetation is thus typical of Mediterranean environments, with chaparral on the hillsides and numerous western valley oaks giving the region's largest city its name.

The social environment of the Conejo Valley is comfortable and relatively safe. It is a very wealthy area, with the average real estate value of close to $1 million. Average household income is six-figure, and expensive cars and SUVs are constantly seen on the freeways, streets, and parking lots around the region. Cost of living is high, with taxes, rents, and merchandise reflecting the area market. The region's largely White population contributes to its sameness and lack of cultural diversity and heterogeneity. Stars of the Hollywood entertainment industry often own homes in the Conejo Valley, notably in North Ranch and Lake Sherwood. The local entertainment options are extremely limited, with pricey shows at the Civic Arts Plaza not offering much to the otherwise sterile, bedroom-community scene. The area shuts down around 9 or 10 p.m., and residents are forced to travel to the San Fernando Valley or Los Angeles for much of their late-night amusement. There is no rail line through the region, making it utterly dependent on automoblies, thousands of which are daily seen clogging the US 101 and CA 23 freeways serving the area. Due to its upper-middle-class foundation and presence of disproportionately large numbers of police, violent crime is low. The City of Thousand Oaks is always ranked among the nation's safest cities of at least 100,000 population. The Conejo Valley schools are excellent, making the region extremely desirable for family living. Also popular with wealthy retirees, the area affords a safe, pleasant environment. In short, it is a nice place to live, but other places are more interesting to visit.
A long-time Conejo Valley resident, he used to work in Newbury Park and still lives in the Westlake section of Thousand Oaks.
by MEDical Man October 18, 2006
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conehead

Derogatory term for a white supremacist. Originates from the cone-shaped masks the Klu Klux Klan wear.
Man, I saw this old hick pickin' on a black boy. He must be a conehead.
by sam tee April 25, 2004
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snow cones

when a crack pipe is filled to the brim with freebase cocaine or plain old crack.
Hurry up and pack me up a snowcone so that I can get an earringer, douchebag!
by monica o'donoughue January 4, 2005
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Chone

Anyone with a marbach rd haircut and still goes to Ingram mall in San Antonio,TX. Dumb, uneducated, usually violent and unemployed, Vatoz whose incredible joy of neck tattoos is outpaced only by tacos. Female variants of the San Anto chone congregate together, drinking and doing drugs, not taking care of their kids. Chatting up delusions of becoming a nurse only in reality they will knocked up by an illegal immigrant.
I don’t hate Mexicans. I love Mexicans. But there’s a difference between a Latin San Antonio local and a chone. Just drive up General McMullen or Wcommerce. Chones as far as the eye can see.
by ExitWoundsOnUrMom September 15, 2021
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Navy Clone

A person that wears the blue US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes (Such as New Balance or Nike brand). They are commonly seen in Horton Plaza in Downtown San Diego, California.
...Any given weekend at Horton Plaza, Downtown San Diego....
Marine#1 "There are a hell of a lot of Navy folks out today"
Marine#2 "How can you tell?"
Marine#1 "They are ALL dressed alike, all wearing US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes."
Old Guy named Hugh "They are all clones, Navy Clones"
by Anon-in-il-again March 10, 2008
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