so cave

1. Very outdated.

2. Anything that is poor taste and lacks common decency.
His smart phone is so cave.

His table manners are so cave.
by Not a Philistine September 27, 2016
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bats in the cave

u has boogers
u has bats in the cave
by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020
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way of the cave

This term is used regarding an event or task to describe a deeply entrenched tradition or convention that applies to it and is expected to be adhered to by those involved with it. Generally used to communicate that, while certain rules or conditions about how things are to be done are inconvenient, its presence is considered ubiquitous and unfeasible to work around. When someone complains about this one must explain "it is the way of the cave".

Like many older idioms (such as "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb".) this term has an opposite meaning when spoken in its longer form. Used in this way, the original speaker begins, "It is the way of the cave. Sun or no sun." (or relevant topic)
The second speaker replies "No sun!" Thus declaring they have devised an unexpected way to circumvent the situation in their favor.

The first recorded use of this term was originally found around May of 2014 in the fantasy drama epic titled "The Begun of Tigtone"
"Tyrone! You MUST convert ounces to grams to flip this stash! Do your 3rd grade arithmetic skills justice...by USING all of them.
This is the way of the cave. Weed or no weed."
"No weed," yells Tyrone, as he simply robs the mark of all his cash rather than determining the correct price for the drugs.
by Papa Dwarf April 19, 2022
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cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller
John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.
by pyromanicaldude April 15, 2011
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the weeb cave

The best fucking YouTube channel ever. All the members are fucking awesome and they deserve love.
"Have you subbed to The Weeb Cave yet?"
"No I haven't."
"What the fuck are you waiting for nibba?"
by graykiriyaga January 17, 2018
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cuddle cave

An area/event where people gather together (usually at a house or apartment) in a designated area and experience emotional and physical non-sexual intimacy. Usually done to build and strengthen friendships through intimate conversations, cuddling, and other non-sexual use of physical touch.

Activities include (but not limited to): Smoking Hookah, Gloving, Orbiting, Watching Live DJ sets, Cuddling, Massages, Drinking Games, Games, Dancing, Shuffling, Future Event Planning, Making Kandi, and Performing Live DJ sets,
Obi throws the best cuddle caves ever! Nobody can ever top his events! ;)
by TheObi March 09, 2016
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Trump Cave

A place filled with an orange gremlin and his deranged fanaticals. A common place the gremlin goes after he's defeated. Smells like hamburders, diet coke, and fake tan spray. You know you are close when you hear their cries of "FAKE NEWS!"
After the Gremlin, who bragged about his great skills was defeated, he hibernated in his Trump Cave for 3 weeks, with nothing but his cell phone and golf clubs.
by Wickonis Parable January 27, 2019
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