Cauliflower Pussy

When your vagina gets deformed from a lot of rough sexual intercourse.

My mom had a dream once where Duff McKagan from Guns 'N Roses told her he wanted to fuck her so hard she'd get cauliflower pussy.

by BillyIdolFan April 20, 2025

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cauliflower ear

Talking someone's ear off. Someone who causes an earache because they won't shut up.

She talked so much I got cauliflower ear.

by Jacie Jones December 22, 2025

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The product of including someone in your band, only to realize shortly that your band now sucks horribly. Symptoms include excessively being made fun of, the odd desire to add two-stepping to all your performances, frequently getting the stinkeye from others, or just sucking all together.

Woah man, why is it every band that this guy is in sucks?

That, my friend, is The Caulin Davis Effect at work.

by trololwut October 27, 2011

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columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

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