Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019

Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato

November 21,2021
Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato will be A Highest Paid Super Model Soon.
He is a baddie but a softie too.

MARK CLARENCE CANONIGO MORATO is the one of the Highest Paid Super Model in this whole fucked up World.

by Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato November 20, 2021

Mika is canon

a character named Mika heowi from the series a lost crow canon is a term used to say a certain thing from a show is true and was officially stated by the creator themself so mixing the word mika and canon makes “Mika is canon”..

Sam: Oh hey xiu did you know that Mika is canon?

Xiu: um.. what.. what does that even mean?

Sam:

Xiu: Ohhh mika is canon
Sam: mika is canon

by Mikaheowi April 8, 2024

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

National text your October 2025 canon event

On April 19, you MUST text your October 2025 canon event. This is probably a failed talking stage knowing most of ygs can't get to a relationship or even a situationship. This holiday could also be applicable to other years other than 2025, such as 2024, 2023, 2022, etc.

person 1: Bro it's National text your October 2025 canon event, that means WE have to text our canon events!!!

person 2: bro that's not a real holiday

person 1: yeah but this is like the perfect excuse

person 2: HOLY SHITTTT UR RIGHT

by jordanparker99 March 16, 2026