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Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.
by Skttlz313 January 6, 2012
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Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps
"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013
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Pulled his card

Call someone out on their beliefs or actions; to hold someone accountable, ideally in public. Examples: pulled her card, pull someone's card, pulled their card.
Ross mentioned Joey's cheating on Rachel right in front of her. Ross pulled his card.
by Adarkane August 6, 2017
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card schwipe

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.
I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.
by kegger69 November 21, 2009
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queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.
I installed a queef card in the new server.
by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007
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Get Out of Hell Free card

The "Get Out of Hell Free" card is a commercial parody of the MONOPOLY "Get Out of Jail Free" card, created by a columnist after a reader told him he "was going to hell" for a story he wrote. Well over 1 million of the cards have been sold since its inception. "Get Out of Hell Free" is a federally registered trademark.
The waitress was being harassed by customers, so I gave her a Get Out of Hell Free card. Really made her day!
by GOOHFy September 23, 2009
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Club Card

In the states of California and Oregon, and maybe one or two others, Legal medical marijuana can be purchased from a cannabis club with this card. The card is obtained by a doctor referral, and is a legitimate form of identification.
After I get my Club Card, I will medicate every day.
by The Sweeper June 17, 2006
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