Space-Cage

A person under surveillance 24/7 by a authoritarian group or government. Like in a dystopian alternet universe.

What did you do last night man? “Nothing just sat at home in front of the space-cage.” Does anyone even look up from their phones anymore man? Nah stuck in the space-Cage

by Lucy O’Hare October 26, 2018

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cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring

“i think we should cage the gingers!!”

by vampirickisses November 18, 2023

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Nick Cage

Smaxiest of all

"damn bro Nick Cage is THICC

by gabgabdab December 13, 2021

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lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.

Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”

by Not Dave. June 03, 2020

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by March 27, 2022

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