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Crack He-mun

A kind of word that one creates by mixing multiple words up. Usually happens when a person is intoxicated. Derived from drunken sentences.
Should be: There's no such thing as Crack-Heads in the Mariens.

Sounds like: Sno such thang az Crack-Hemun.

Sould be: Let me get a Mango Passion Drink.

Sounds like: Lemme geta Pango Massion Drink.
by MoonCricket February 5, 2004
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crack laps

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .
I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.
by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009
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crack shot

The nickname given to a skilled marksman who has a very quick fire time between the time he draws his weapon (usually a sidearm pistol) from the holster and the time he fires it accuretly. This term was moreso used in the old days when you challenge people to duels and in the wild west.
Wow, John's pull-time is .9 and he has headshots across the board...hes definetly a crack shot
by werd_chester September 12, 2006
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crack corn

To crack corn means to insult somebody.A crack fight is an insult contest, usually involving 'yo mama' jokes.
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me;Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"
by Ortolan February 24, 2010
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crack whore

n. A female who provides sexual services in exchange for rocks of crack cocaine, upon which she is physiologically dependent.
Daequon's bitch a crack ho--you gotta git out the rock before you can git out the cock, dogg. Dat's just how it works.
by Carl Willis February 10, 2004
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Crack Square

A small square of land on Jaffa street in downtown Jerusalem where anglo saxon israelis, tourists, and students go to hang out and get wasted at the most ungodly hours of night
Mom: where were you last night
Me: Crack Square
Mom: I don't want you hanging out there anymore
by Yoel Gassel August 27, 2006
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Crack Dealer

General Definition:
Someone who partakes in the sale of crack on urban streets.Crack dealers rarely work corners solo. If the man is part of a clique a dealer might have a runner to get the crack from the stash spot, and lookout who will watch for any adversaries or Police and warn the dealer and runners if they are near.
Crack dealers are usually in gangs. Even ones who are not in gangs are usually affiliated with gangs they they conduct business for weapons and coke for. This adds a layer of protection because the politicians of the ghetto are the dealers, hustlers, killers, and gangsters. There is no such thing as delegation and when someone wants you rubbed out thats when you will need all the backup you can get.
If you are a crack dealer theres probably a 100% chance you were raised in the ghetto, don't know your father, and your role models were criminals and other dealers. Alot of crack dealers are truly great people and alot of the nicest and most incredibly wise people ive ever met were crack dealers. I think when you deal with death, stress, and psychological warfare for such long intense periods of time, along with living such an eccentric lifestyle. (Many crack dealers sleep most of the day, hit the clubs at night than from 11PM-5AM sell drugs, when you live like that I guess you gain a skewed outlook on life which is in many ways, brilliant. This however only applies to dealers older than 20 who have been in the game more than 5 years. 5 years in the game will mature you 60 years in a normal life. Ive seen un-educated, no diploma having dudes in there mid 20s speak incredible knowledge about things well beyond there years in normal conversation.
Many crack dealers were nearly forced into the lives they live for many reasons. A crack dealer is nothing more than a man that gives the supply to a demand in an un-charted demographic. He's a salesman and businessman. Is he pure evil? It depends on the person. Many crack dealers truly are the spawn of Satan.
To be a crack dealer you must be street intelligent, be a master of the metric system, be unfuckwitablewit when it comes to fighting or intimidation, have enough money to invest in an ounce, a .45 pistol and 5 friends with .45 pistols along with a local Trap to sell at. If you want this job you must except the fact that 3/4 people doing what you do don't live past 22. If you are the best you will live long and make more than $4,000 every day for minimal work.
The chances of this happening to you is about as likely as winning the lotto however.

Famous former crack dealers:
NORE - Sold as a young teen to mid 20s.
50 Cent - Sold from the ages of 12-20, sold during the 90s and the crack epidemic.
Snoop Dogg - Sold crack as an adolescent in the late 80s for the crips.
The Game - Sold crack in the early 00's till getting shot.
Pimp C. (RIP) - Sold crack in his teens to his early 20s.
Kool G. Rap - Sold crack during the crack epidemic from his teens to mid 20s.
IceT - Sold as a teen in South Central LA.
Crack Dealer Quotes:

"I sell crack
Yo my ices gleam, type mean, sell to fiends
Shoot guns, parallel
my Pistals, bust well"
-NORE

"OGs look at me an see I'm what they used to be/
I'm that nigga that sold coke/
that niggas that sold dope/
that nigga that shot dice got broke/
than sold soap/"
-50 Cent
by I have the munchies March 18, 2008
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