Gamer Cow

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).

John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW

by Trynasaurus dotcom April 3, 2011

cow dung

the poops of the cows

cow dung is cows poop
in africa in a village houses are made of cow dung

by riask October 16, 2008

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que January 4, 2008

Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008

swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

by hank scorpio November 19, 2003