Burnt Rice Crispie

(n.)

1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."

2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.

2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 04, 2005
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burnt funnel cake

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.
so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?
by capt long schlong January 27, 2010
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Burnt Again Christian

When a recovered drug addict gathers up what's left of their good brain cells and goes seeking god for some sort of redemption from the shit life they've led.
Hey, was that Sully the junkie I saw all cleaned up and walking down the street with a bible?
Yeah, he's a "burnt again christian" now!
by MoeShu September 24, 2010
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church of burnt romances

You're a Louis Tomlinson fan and I'm really glad to say you're gay.
"Its a church of burnt romances, and I'm too far gone to pray."
by houisgarden82 April 09, 2021
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Burnt Snake Hotel

After slicing open an entry pathway into the human chest cavity just under the rib cage a large rattlesnake is used where its head is forced into the hole as a hand held torch is applied to the snake still outside the body forcing the snake to completely enter into the body cavity or (torso) whereupon the snake will then angerily flip flop around against the lungs and internal organs where it will later come to restful perish and eventual decay - hence a (Burnt Snake Hotel). NOTE: Extra vermin not included.
Beaten into a state of venomous striking rage the angry serpent is held tight as the entry portal is sliced open into the living organs the torture begins to horrific screams the journey of the snake from light into warm darkness its head is forced in the hot flame licks at the serpent's scales as the morbid battle ensues yet in the end the full length of the snake is finally inside as the torch is used to slow the victim from bleeding out too early slowly coming to rest with a serpent filled belly the victim is the (Burnt Snake Hotel) wasn't that mary.
by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 24, 2009
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uncultured burnt toast

(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.
“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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burnt areola mammae

What you get when you fall asleep topless in the sun.
Tiffany, upon wakening, realized that she had a really bad case of burnt areola mammae.
by Deborah Liberatore September 26, 2007
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