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Coffee Breath

Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!

Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"

"Easy with the coffee breath!"

"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."

"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
by good attention August 18, 2013
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Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007
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Poopy Breath

the act of a male licking the anus of a female; no wipe, then kissing her immediately after with his breath
Last night Aaron gave Stephanie the poopy breath after she had 12 beers and White Castle following a shit without wiping.
by Craighten January 30, 2008
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Orc's breath

Term used to describe horrifyingly awful-smelling farts.
That fart seriously smells like orc's breath. Like if an orc breathed on me, that would be the exact same smell as that fart.
by Bjenk March 17, 2011
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diddle breath

"oh brooo, i totally got diddle breath right now"
by Krina May 24, 2008
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breath holder

Every Jew I’ve ever known is a breath holder
by AnonDoxy May 6, 2023
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fire breathing

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth
Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.
by MistaBooboo 7S April 12, 2016
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